Armed Guards and Muscle Milk: Senate Investigation Reveals DOGE Takeover Details

September 25, 2025 Makena Kelly, Vittoria Elliott

A new Senate report claims DOGE put every American's Social Security number at risk—and that officials at federal agencies essentially obstructed an investigation, all but denying DOGE even exists.

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